Diets are boring. I am thinking that when science catches up with nature and we live lives of thousands of years, they ought to invent the coma diet. When you gain weight to a point where you are uncomfortable, you just check into a coma diet center and they put you in a coma and feed you through tubes while monitoring your body until you are at your desired weight. You go to sleep fat and wake thin, or however you'd like to be. I mean, it is all about oralgratis, after all and considering the alternatives, is it really a much crazier idea than than liposuction?