You may come here by random chance, by clicking on most recently updated diaries, by passing fancy. You may have been slapped by a bear, or an egg beater. You may find understanding or confusion, depending on the mechanisms and synchronicity of your illusion.

If you missed the dichotomy, in simultaneous moments we would die for your undying love and adoration while casually comforted by a could-care-less caress.

This may have no influence on your reasons for being here, which is good, but if you wish to share your reasons and reactions, that would be good too. We will only bite your neck unless you really want us to, and we are in the mood.