Should you feel compelled to make love to a funda, please understand that you may not get your wish. We can not always help you with your fundafetishes and we may not want to, but on the off chance that you appeal to a funda in that way, make your appeal here with a very specific explanation of what sort of love you had in mind. Please be sure to include details.

Nude photos will be sent to them (but don't expect them to be posted, it is not that easy to become famous around here you know).

Remember to leave all expectations behind before approaching the funda as they will only get in the way. All appeals, photos, or anything else sent become the property of the funda unless you convince the funda to return what you sent, which seldom happens, unless you visit, or ask real nice*. Engage your fundalust at your own risk.

*Note: real nice and all other terms used in this contract are to be defined by the funda if and when the funda feels like it. Become a funda and then you might have something to say about it.