like what if you were doing a really scary movie in some small back woods town and they dressed you up in really great make-up as the mummy and it took like four hours to get you made up and another two hours to unmake you and you got a call from your wife called to let you know she was having a baby and you rushed to your car and drove off to the hospital without thinking and you run out of gas or get into an accident and have to start interacting with the local towns folk and they think you're really a mummy and want to shoot you... would you look for a blind man?

and what if the blind man kept a real mummy in his closet and he let him out to meet you and the real mummy kinda digged you and wanted to give you a hug or a tie or something...

I really miss amazing stories.