We want you to love us, to cherish us, to rush to the computer whenever you can to see what we have written. We want you to think we are profound, intense, adorable, irresistible. We do not want to have to do anything for you to think that, we want to just be worth your awe and respect, praise and worship. We want to be that damn good. We are funda. We want a lot.

We want to think that the only reason Stephen King, the President, Pope, Elvis, and God have not called it because we ramble on in such synch with the universe that we are perfectly unnoticed. We want to believe that we have not been featured on 60 Minutes, MTV, Letterman, Leno, Conan, Daily, Insomnia, HBO, MSNBC, PBS, feature films, cartoons, Pay-Per-View, or Oprah because word hasn't gotten around yet. We want to believe that Robin Williams, Kevin Smith, Michael Moore, Spike Lee, Meg Ryan, and Stephen Spielberg simply have not discovered just how much they want to work and play with us. We are funda. We shine in obscurity.