Once upon a time there was one way, goodness, nobody thought it was wrong because it was goodness. Then somebody came along and told somebody else that there was a different way to be good and suddenly there were two ways to be good and people started arguing over how to be good and goodness gracious, good became bad and bad became good and good grief, that was a bad scene.

Maybe we just think too much about things we don't understand and not enough about things we do, but don't let me get anyone to be thinking now.