Some of you may come across the strange desire to visit a funda. Visiting hours are set by appointment only and only by calling first. Of course you could surprise the funda by just showing up, but unless you are dressed as a cartoon character or rather naked, you probably will not gain access, though if you are especially appealling at the door, you may be handed a phone and asked to wait for a call. While waiting, you might try to call for an appointment.

You can often find a funda in Orlando, Florida. Funda does not work for the mouse, though they have been known to date occasionally and used to throw some wild parties with the dogs, ducks, and chipmonks back in the early nineties. If you would really like to spend a day with a funda, showing up with a pass to any of the theme parks is likely to get you an audience. Or a show. Or both if you are especially creative.

To send snail mail to a funda, use this address: Funda, PO Box 780398, Orlando, FL 32978-0398. Remember to include a return address. Or not. Though the post office frowns upon unaddressed mail and often sends such mail to the dead letter office, wherever that is. Expect nothing in return, even if you get something.