To become a funda, if often helps if you choose a funda first, though imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, emulation is the sincerest form of becoming.

You may already believe yourself to be a funda, which is altogether possible as the first funda lived a long time ago, before condoms were invented, and enjoyed sex very much. Many generations of funda can be traced if you know how, but keep in mind that there are have been a lot of pretenders and fundaposers throughout the ages.

If you wish to become a funda, or already believe you are one, that would be your first mistake, for each funda are many. Consider this a lesson. If you are sincere and willing to suck up enough, you should follow the path of the funda step by step until you are here.