More frequent updates = More people clicking through. More people = More potential buddies. So this should be a good thing. But will the effort to add an entry so often water down the words and actually drive people away? Catch-22?

Ok, here are the fundamental facts (gonna be vulnerable here for a moment, so don't blink or you might miss it). Ahem. The fact is Funda want to be loved as much as anyone, more even. And the secret decoder ring says that the borgian We are the Funda phrase that appears aloof and mockingly threatening to assimilate you can just as easily be sung: